The soul speaks today..

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“For the people who are vegetarian, this is ESPECIALLY for you all. I understand the fact that having non-veg hurts your feelings to another extend, it kills you to have a killed animal but for God’s sake, the term ‘I am a vegetarian except for eggs’ is not a term.. this is just like ‘yeah, and I’m rich except for money’. Kya yaar, Paneer samaj karke khale”

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Ever heard about the ‘Go-green’ trend? Whoa, if you haven’t actually heard this, let me tell you…It is in VOGUE and go green will surely not ‘go’ green until it goes black. The Smartest of the smarts didn’t actually realize that we are following this ‘perfectly-circled’ loop which crystal clearly shows:

“We the children of Almighty, are cutting more trees just to make paper, and in turn writing ‘Save trees’ on the same paper!”

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“Making and breaking in this world, keeps taking place and getting this to my favorite rant topic ‘love’, let’s do this..

Poor guys, like starting with the 1000 problems which the girls have, we have this equal problem is being a crush, and being crushed. This process never stops and OH MY MY, so much cliché was not seen in ‘Karan Johar’ and his movies. So as the only light, the only left hope, being the messenger of God, I would like to give you one of the best example…!!

When Kangana could be Aditya Pancholi’s girlfriend, Jacqueline could be Sajid Khan’s Girlfriend and Aishwarya can make Abhishek’s baby, why on earth are you even scared to ask her out?”

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“Like why is just ‘Prince Ea’ thinking about the disgrace our education system is going through? Ever been to the beach where we enjoy seeing monkeys dancing? It’s so hilarious to see us in the same situation but not with the leash. This extra-ordinary system has just bind us to the fate that the truth is now has become so main-stream. Education has turned as another joke which the comedian cracks, and yes! We laugh, laugh on it, because something else could not be funnier than this. And being in the shoes of comedians, let me crack one!

“It has been such a beauty of Education that the diversity we want in India shows that a photographer, the author, the painter, the singer, the actor are today sitting in the same room trying to pass an ‘Engineering’ semester.”

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Crime to the universe: Friend-zoning

*sigh. they made a logo to this too?!

In the glaciers of Himalayas, I questioned a monk

“You seem to have sacrificed everything for peace, what do you think will destroy your peace?”

He replied, “Where my blushes ended, where the smiles started, there lies many stories; I was hearted with my life carted in the lanes of dim, where you came up with a grim! FRIEND-ZONE!”

Friend-zone is destroying the feeling that one has with the other and is like drawing a thin line between friendship and relationship i.e. this area is accident prone zone. I regret to introduce this ‘anti society’ terminology.

As the elders always started their stories with “In our times…”

Here is revenge, “In your times, ‘I like you...’ was so simple. How romantic two people would look around the tree and how villages were enough to express the love of the whole universe (sometimes multiverse)

This age got technology but the previous got ease.

This might all sound so hilarious on which we can laugh our guts out tills nuts but, oh pretty child of Lord, once a victim, always one!

Snakes and ladders is the game I always relate to, when it comes to “Friend-zone”, because here you get bit by every godforsaken snake until you reach your destination and in this case, the snake lies on 100.

Songs will help you, friends will whelp you and this is this Bollywood cliché everyone tends to follow.

And if your story seems very easy, you will have this nice, little best friend who will be all krypton to you, Superman!

When it comes to  fight between the heart and brain, none works but eyes do, none flows but tears do, stays none, but memories do!

What a beautiful inclusive package it comes with!

“But never lose hope” has gone all stale. I say never have hopes which would fail.

This nice concept has inspired many! 
Now, chapati also loves tava only for the sake of it…

How many lives will it eat! 

 “…and we are ‘just good’ friends” seems to be like the new motto of these criminals spread in this world.

(Taunt level: high!)

Let us all put an end to this in place of PDA (Public display of affection), because PDA only if it’s no more PDF (Public display of friend-zoned).

And then the monk concluded, “That is how, I’m now called a monk, and not a monkey”

-this scar is ^deep.