When I got cloned.

Recently I came across this new term called a ‘Fake profile’ where my ‘Facebook’ just got converted into ‘Fakebook’ and this experience was worth sharing. I bet on a nice laughter.

It was the end of the day when my phone rings with three miss calls which seemed urgent. I call back and all I get to hear is,

-Oh my God! Manav you know what?

-What?

-You have your fake account on Facebook.

-Did I become so famous?

(breaks me in between)

-With the exact same name. Shit. Manav, you got to do something now Go check. Please. Fast.

(Checks on Facebook and finds a very ‘unprofessionally’ copied account of mine with the same display picture and a shitty caption.)

(It was so fake that Barbie could be jealous of it!)

(Scrolls)

With a lovely post, a chinni picture of me dedicating my love in ‘English’ not recognised by Google.inc
I’ll show you my picture here.

But what happened behind the scenes was amazing.
So I sent this message saying, my account has been copied so please report the fake one, instead, I get laughing emoji all over my chats.

So after lots of request and people calming over the stupid post, it got deleted but.

My friends then took the report button too seriously and, instead of just reporting that account also reported my original account.

My pyaara original account.

And this was out of the world.

(one of my friend actually did this)

P.E.A.C.E

(And he is the one, who liked this picture first)

AARGH,Tall people problems.

A lovely day just brings out people! People, as we term them in foreign countries. In India, crowd. So I was generally walking on the streets where this tiny little dwarf walks up to me saying, “Oh my God! You are so tall!”, like I didn’t know. Like what would I do if you never told me this! GOD! Thank you so much, you tiny woman, get some water.

Being tall isn’t as amazing as it looks like. On a large scale, what tall people hate the most, are short people.

What next could a ‘tall’ person hate was others asking the height and then standing by them, measuring where they could reach!

Like any of these activities would never stimulate growth, lengthwise but still, we live in a world of cliché.

This blog will make you happy, as it will show you disadvantages of being tall.

P.S it is no fun to be tall.

1.    You are never comfortable, LEG SPACE.

2.    Hugs are very awkward, and side hugs.

3.    Everyone hates being behind you.

4.    People think it’s socially and morally correct to climb over your back, ANYTIME.

5.    You’ll never be able to see your face in the mirror.

6.    You are a victim to headaches.

7.    Group pictures can be weird because of you.

8.    You always are forced to reach for things.

9.    You mould to get into pictures.

10.    You have to fold your sleeves as you GROW.

11.    People usually get to a high level to match up with you.

12.    You are easily spotted in the crowd.

13.    And that’s how you sleep usually.

14.    You are unfortunately the selfie stick

15.    You can write on the top line of the board

So concluding with, I’m 6’3’’ you can hype over it and be like all impressed, but you would never know the pain this side! Hah, I get a good view over concerts and find my pals faster than you can in the crowd, so crib, YOU!

 Peace out! 😵😎