Crime to the universe: Friend-zoning

*sigh. they made a logo to this too?!

In the glaciers of Himalayas, I questioned a monk

“You seem to have sacrificed everything for peace, what do you think will destroy your peace?”

He replied, “Where my blushes ended, where the smiles started, there lies many stories; I was hearted with my life carted in the lanes of dim, where you came up with a grim! FRIEND-ZONE!”

Friend-zone is destroying the feeling that one has with the other and is like drawing a thin line between friendship and relationship i.e. this area is accident prone zone. I regret to introduce this ‘anti society’ terminology.

As the elders always started their stories with “In our times…”

Here is revenge, “In your times, ‘I like you...’ was so simple. How romantic two people would look around the tree and how villages were enough to express the love of the whole universe (sometimes multiverse)

This age got technology but the previous got ease.

This might all sound so hilarious on which we can laugh our guts out tills nuts but, oh pretty child of Lord, once a victim, always one!

Snakes and ladders is the game I always relate to, when it comes to “Friend-zone”, because here you get bit by every godforsaken snake until you reach your destination and in this case, the snake lies on 100.

Songs will help you, friends will whelp you and this is this Bollywood cliché everyone tends to follow.

And if your story seems very easy, you will have this nice, little best friend who will be all krypton to you, Superman!

When it comes to  fight between the heart and brain, none works but eyes do, none flows but tears do, stays none, but memories do!

What a beautiful inclusive package it comes with!

“But never lose hope” has gone all stale. I say never have hopes which would fail.

This nice concept has inspired many! 
Now, chapati also loves tava only for the sake of it…

How many lives will it eat! 

 “…and we are ‘just good’ friends” seems to be like the new motto of these criminals spread in this world.

(Taunt level: high!)

Let us all put an end to this in place of PDA (Public display of affection), because PDA only if it’s no more PDF (Public display of friend-zoned).

And then the monk concluded, “That is how, I’m now called a monk, and not a monkey”

-this scar is ^deep.