Crime to the universe: Friend-zoning

*sigh. they made a logo to this too?!

In the glaciers of Himalayas, I questioned a monk

“You seem to have sacrificed everything for peace, what do you think will destroy your peace?”

He replied, “Where my blushes ended, where the smiles started, there lies many stories; I was hearted with my life carted in the lanes of dim, where you came up with a grim! FRIEND-ZONE!”

Friend-zone is destroying the feeling that one has with the other and is like drawing a thin line between friendship and relationship i.e. this area is accident prone zone. I regret to introduce this ‘anti society’ terminology.

As the elders always started their stories with “In our times…”

Here is revenge, “In your times, ‘I like you...’ was so simple. How romantic two people would look around the tree and how villages were enough to express the love of the whole universe (sometimes multiverse)

This age got technology but the previous got ease.

This might all sound so hilarious on which we can laugh our guts out tills nuts but, oh pretty child of Lord, once a victim, always one!

Snakes and ladders is the game I always relate to, when it comes to “Friend-zone”, because here you get bit by every godforsaken snake until you reach your destination and in this case, the snake lies on 100.

Songs will help you, friends will whelp you and this is this Bollywood cliché everyone tends to follow.

And if your story seems very easy, you will have this nice, little best friend who will be all krypton to you, Superman!

When it comes to  fight between the heart and brain, none works but eyes do, none flows but tears do, stays none, but memories do!

What a beautiful inclusive package it comes with!

“But never lose hope” has gone all stale. I say never have hopes which would fail.

This nice concept has inspired many! 
Now, chapati also loves tava only for the sake of it…

How many lives will it eat! 

 “…and we are ‘just good’ friends” seems to be like the new motto of these criminals spread in this world.

(Taunt level: high!)

Let us all put an end to this in place of PDA (Public display of affection), because PDA only if it’s no more PDF (Public display of friend-zoned).

And then the monk concluded, “That is how, I’m now called a monk, and not a monkey”

-this scar is ^deep.

Moulding life with 'haiku'

A note to readers:

 Introducing “HAIKU” which is a type of a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, the first line of five, second of seven, and thrid of five, traditionally of three lines.
It is my first time where I have tried to express human emotions and feelings in it.

//Do give it a read and let me know how it was.//

Few of the poems:

Secured destiny,

Spark life with trending styles,

Watching life through an eye piece.

Meaning: This explains how secured we think our destiny is, how we live in the world of dreams where we see spark in our life, live with trending styles and work with bright lies and then we conclude as we realize that we were looking at the world through a keyhole.

Knocking on the door,

Life waiting at the step,

Silence again.

Meaning: Let’s have a look at an instance in life where we have opportunities at our door step, where ‘life’ waits at your luck, knocking and knocking just for seconds. But our ignorance and ego lets our golden chance down and when we open the door after fighting with our ego, there is no one, but silence.

Tears on the cheek,

Dark, dull are the screams,

Life on an empty roll.

Meaning: A person who has lost all hopes in life, who has got nothing but heart breaks and let downs has dark and dense fear for trouble.  Waiting for one new step out of the dark life, they realize that they are writing their story on an empty paper roll.

Hopes as wings,

Faded powers, invincible strings,

Long lasting dreams.

Meaning: We think of having plush life and we always wish to go high, building those expectations higher and higher. We inherit invisible powers and think that ‘we are at the top of the world’. But then, you surely get up from your nice sleep, having realized that your fantasy was a dream.

Shine in the eye,

Golden skin, beautiful seen, still dry,

Dark in deep heart.

Meaning: “beauty is only skin deep”

What more could I say!

Student’s word..

^Where is the snooze button?

A button to snooze my life for a span of 10 minutes, to let me look at the mirror and just say, “Hey, how can a person be made so perfectly?”

Good Morning is just a phase now, ‘Hey, Classes calling’ is the new trend. Overcrowded trains and delayed modes of transport. Oh God! Tie me to the planes and ^Whoosh I go, get down at the destination.

The nasty look is worth millions, and then the taunt you get for just one line “Miss, may I enter?”

Life is numb, and the atmosphere is dumb, she keeps talking, and me eyes rolling here and there, trying to use codes to communicate. And then she realizes that no one seems interested, out comes a rhetorical question “Do you want me to teach?” to many people answers were ready.

Moving home at a snail’s pace, begging to every auto driver to just let you reach a place, where you already live, the look he gives and OH MY MOTHER OF GOD, his “yes” seems like Mercy from God!

Traveling for distance traced by “light years”, we open the door to the house which the auto driver accepted to drop.

“Okay so your schedule for today is guitar classes in half an hour, math lecture after the classes, Oh but you seem weak in physics, so why not take an extra lecture, also you have to work on logs of wood and transport them to the forest, and if you could, break stars for the living room, it seems so dark. And if you have a break in between, you may breathe, not for long. Don’t you waste time!” says the lady who has given birth to a multiprocessor, and he is writing to you!

But then on the way, you see beautiful birds chirping and nice weather with good music and you don’t expect a man asking you, “Do you know the distance of your displacement?” “HAH! Dumb”

Okay but you had these little moments in life where the person you liked, smiled back to you. You got a gig for something you wished for. You got appreciated for something unusual. Your hard work was in consideration. “Congratulations child, you are living. Nice to know this!”

And then you smile, all these going around your mind, but wait. There comes hugs and kisses by some nice teachers going to consume all the three hours till you tend to shout “ARGH! Let’s just pass this year? Procrastination is my idol!”

The building was magical in which the classes were conducted. When we would enter the sun would be bright and happy, but when we stepped down to greet in our happiness, it had already gone!

But then you come home all tired and there is your family asking you, how your day was? Offering you food and treating you as a king, because you worked for it. 

“Aye, these are pillars to my Goals.”

Let’s now experience some gravitational force with the bed where pillow is a constant? 

And if you actually didn’t have a good day, never forget, you got accepted by none, but the auto driver.

-Manav Bahl

Physical Training as a subject?

2016 Rio Olympics just got over with silver and a bronze medal named India on it. It is a matter of pride for us Indians to have won 2 medals as it is a ‘game’ and the result is on destiny and hard work of the players. But why is United States on the first position having in all 121 medals i.e. 46 gold medals, 37 silver medals and 38 bronze medals, why?

This holds a small reason which is a drawback for the Indians as they consider Physical Training or Physical Education as a subject and not a sport which has to be “physically” done.

For us, learning and getting good marks makes you capable for the ‘understanding’ of the sport but in consideration with other countries, they prefer to get trained and not get good marks and during the process of getting trained, learn about the particular sport.

Information is necessary but makes no sense if the students know the dimensions of the ground but not know how to play that sport. 

This is where other countries take an edge over us.

This tradition is from the school days which said, “You would not be able to go to the ground to play, unless and until your book is complete”. Where the situation should be like “It makes no difference if you wrote the notes or no, but makes a difference if you did not understand how to play the sport. This is development.” 

 “Kheloge kudoge toh banoge kharab, padhoge likhoge toh banoge navaab.” (“You will become great if you study, but you will destroy your future if you play”

In what way will these P.T notes help?

“Physical training should contain more of physical activities and not more of training for good handwriting”

-Manav.

We’ll win more medals at Olympics when our P.T. teacher stops using P.T. period for teaching lessons from the books.” 

 The line says it all…